The West Wing Rewatch
: O Canada in ‘Dead Irish Writers’ (3x15)
Have you ever read any Twilight Fanfiction ?
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
Fuck the customer
30 Rock + TV Tropes
↳ ’The Vertigo Effect’ with Liz Lemon:
The camera lens zooms in on the subject, while the camera itself is physically moved away from it, or vice versa. This effectively changes the focal length of the lens without altering the image composition. Often used to tell the viewers that the character in the focus of the camera has just had an emotional shock.
[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]
Colin? Your rapey neighbor? Do we call him that? Just behind your back.
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that